is lying on the beach
, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick.
woman is passing and remarks: "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady!"
He replied: "If you were any sort of a lady, the hat would lift itself!"
Yo Momma's so stank that her Right Guard turned left, her Speed Stick slowed down, her Sure got confused and her Secret turned snitch! ~ KP