1004 jokes about hats
is lying on the
, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick.
woman is passing and remarks: "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady!"
He replied: "If you were any sort of a lady, the hat would lift itself!"
What do you call a
that wears a
of a romantic evening?
A boy in bath with his mum asks: "What's that hairy thing?
Mum says:"That's my sponge.
The says: "Oh yeah, babysitters got one too. I have seen her washing Dads face with it."
What's the difference between a leech and a lawyer?
Few leech jokes out there.
Leeches only want your blood.
A leech drops off you once you're dead.
~ I hates Bill Gates
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