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A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick.

An ugly woman is passing and remarks: "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady!"

He replied: "If you were any sort of a lady, the hat would lift itself!"

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

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girl,sexy

Proposal

Yo Momma's so stank that her Right Guard turned left, her Speed Stick slowed down, her Sure got confused and her Secret turned snitch!     ~ KP

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A boy in bath with his mum asks: "What's that hairy thing?

Mum says:"That's my sponge.

The says: "Oh yeah, babysitters got one too. I have seen her washing Dads face with it."

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