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A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick.

An ugly woman is passing and remarks: "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady!"

He replied: "If you were any sort of a lady, the hat would lift itself!"

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

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Proposal

Q. What is 6.9?

A. A beautiful thing interrupted by a period.     ~ D-TRAIN

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What is a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

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