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What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft?

One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information and populated mostly by dinosaurs, the other is a Steven Spielberg movie.

13     Microsoft Jokes


Where do cows go on Friday night?

To the moo-vies.

4     Cow Jokes


Proposal

Whats the difference between porn star casts and movie star casts?

Porn stars fuck each other on screen. Movie stars fuck each other off screen.

1     Short jokes


What's the difference between a blonde and your job?

Your job still sucks after 6 months.

27     Blonde Jokes


A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office.

Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."

"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"

11     Lawyer Jokes






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