What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft?13 Microsoft Jokes
One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information and populated mostly by dinosaurs, the other is a Steven Spielberg movie.
Where do cows go on Friday night?4 Cow JokesProposal
To the moo-vies.
Whats the difference between porn star casts and movie star casts?1 Short jokes
Porn stars fuck each other on screen. Movie stars fuck each other off screen.
What's the difference between a blonde and your job?27 Blonde Jokes
Your job still sucks after 6 months.
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office.11 Lawyer JokesNext page Jokes
Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"