What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft
One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information and populated mostly by dinosaurs
, the other is a Steven Spielberg movie.
A guy walks into a bar
and orders a drink
. After a few more he needs to go to the can.
He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer
, do not drink!".
After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
No one in this town could catch any fish
except this one man
. The game warden asked him how he did it so the man told the game warden that he would take him fishing
the next day ...
Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite
, lit it, and threw it in the water. After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water. The man took out a net and started picking up the fish.
The game warden told him that this was illegal
The man took out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He then handed it to the game warden and said "Are you going to fish or talk?"