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Women · Relationships · Cooking · Cleaning
girl,bikini:2How do women define a 50/50 relationship?

We cook. They eat.
We clean. They dirt.
We iron. They wrinkle.
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Salad · Men · Cooking · Cooks · Burns
businessman:3We try to keep him out of the kitchen.

Last time he cooked he burned the salad.
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Men · Steaks · Cooking · Toasters
man,callingWhy don't men cook at home?

No one's invented a steak that will fit in the toaster.
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Little Johnny · Firefighters · Fires · Cooking
boyLittle Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?"

Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.

Little Johnny replied: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"
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Chinese · Dogs · Cooking
dog,bassetDid you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?

"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"
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