Jokes - Cooking


 


Salad · Cooking · Kitchens · Men · Cooks
businessman:2We try to keep him out of the kitchen.

Last time he cooked he burned the salad.
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Little Johnny · Firefighters · Cooking · Fires
boy,soapboxLittle Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?"

Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.

Little Johnny replied: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"
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Men · Toasters · Steaks · Cooks · Cooking
man,wheel barrowWhy don't men cook at home?

No one's invented a steak that will fit in the toaster.
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