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Cooking Jokes



Cooking

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We try to keep him out of the kitchen.

Last time he cooked he burned the salad.


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boy,soccerLittle Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?"

Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.

Little Johnny replied: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"


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Why don't men cook at home?

No one's invented a steak that will fit in the toaster.


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