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Marriage · Cooking · Love · Sex
couple,adoringA wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.

"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."

"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."
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Men · Cooking · Steaks · Toasters
businessmanWhy don't men cook at home?

No one's invented a steak that will fit in the toaster.
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Men · Cooking · Salad
man,weedWe try to keep him out of the kitchen.

Last time he cooked he burned the salad.
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Little Johnny · Firefighters · Cooking
boyLittle Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?"

Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.

Little Johnny replied: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"
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Women · Relationships · Cooking · Cleaning
girl,bikini:6How do women define a 50/50 relationship?

We cook- They eat.
We clean. They dirt.
We iron. They wrinkle.
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