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We try to keep him out of the kitchen.

Last time he cooked he burned the salad.

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man,hiking

I asked my wife: "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

She said: "Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her: "How about the kitchen?"

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guys,furniture

Why do men want their brides to wear white?

Because they want their dishwasher to match their fridge and stove!

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man,hiking

How do you get your dishwasher to work?

Slap her!

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woman,watering

woman,roses
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's favourite flower?"

Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's self-rising, isn't it?"

The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here.

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