Kitchen jokes

18 jokes about kitchens


We try to keep him out of the kitchen.

Last time he cooked he burned the salad.

12     salad jokes

How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?

Put a pile of manure in the living room!

1     manure jokes

I asked my wife: "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

She said: "Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her: "How about the kitchen?"

18     man jokes

Why do men want their brides to wear white?

Because they want their dishwasher to match their fridge and stove!

30     man jokes

How do you get your dishwasher to work?

Slap her!

35     dishwasher jokes

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