19 jokes about kitchens
We try to keep him out of the kitchen.8 → Joke
Last time he cooked he burned the salad.
I asked my wife: "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"13 → Joke
She said: "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her: "How about the kitchen?"
Why do men want their brides to wear white?20 → Joke
Because they want their dishwasher to match their fridge and stove!
How do you get your dishwasher to work?34 → Joke
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."10 → Joke
He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's favourite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's self-rising, isn't it?"
The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here.
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