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We try to keep him out of the kitchen.

Last time he cooked he burned the salad.

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businessman:2

boy,soapbox
Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?"

Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.

Little Johnny replied: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"

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Why don't men cook at home?

No one's invented a steak that will fit in the toaster.

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man,proposing marriage

eggs
A man went to the doctor.

The doctor examined him and said: "I'm sorry to have to tell you this - but you only have three minutes left to live."

The man said: "Oh my god! Are you sure there is nothing you can do for me?"

The doctor thought for a moment then replied: "I could boil you an egg!"

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Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?

"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"

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dog,bulldog

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