4 jokes about salad
8 → Joke14 → JokeProposal
We try to keep him out of the kitchen
Last time he cooked
he burned the salad.
A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.11 → JokeProposal
The cucumber says: "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."
The olive says: "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."
The penis says: "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"
What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your salad?4 → Joke
Finding half a caterpillar!