4 jokes about salad
We try to keep him out of the kitchen.8 → Joke
Last time he cooked he burned the salad.
Little Monster: "I hate my teacher."15 → JokeProposal
Mother Monster: "Well, then just eat your salad, dear!"
A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.12 → JokeProposal
The cucumber says: "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."
The olive says: "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."
The penis says: "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"
What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your salad?4 → Joke
Finding half a caterpillar!