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How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes millions of years.


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light bulbHow many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) "I want a detailed memo about this issue till tomorrow's morning."
2) "You were supposed to have changed that light bulb last week!"
3) "We haven't got a policy on that".
4) "I am on my way to a very important meeting, so we'll discuss it some other time."
5) Three. Two to find out if it needs changing, and one to tell an employee to change it.


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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.


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How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Amish don't believe in light bulbs. God will provide light unto the world.


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