8 jokes about actors
10 light bulb jokes
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb
1) Five. One to climb the ladder, four to say "That should be me up there!"
2) None. The stunt
double does it for them.
2 light bulb jokes
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight
56 tit jokes
says to his wife: "If you had bigger tit
’s, I’d get rid of the cow!"
Wife replies: "If you had a bigger cock
, I’d get rid of the tractor driver!"
9 lawyer jokes
is standing in a long line at the box office.
Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor
, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing
the guy in front of me, do you?"
9 man jokesNext page Jokes
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men
. Concerned about this, a local woman
called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you limit your employees
to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous ... or what?"
"Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied. "It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them."