8 jokes about actors
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb
1) Five. One to climb the ladder, four to say "That should be me up there!"
2) None. The stunt
double does it for them.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight
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says to his wife: "If you had bigger tit
’s, I’d get rid of the cow!"
Wife replies: "If you had a bigger cock
, I’d get rid of the tractor driver!"
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is standing in a long line at the box office.
Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor
, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing
the guy in front of me, do you?"
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A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a latex glove factory
"Workers stick their hands in melted latex and then dip their hands in a vat of cooling water to solidify the latex. The glove is then thrown in a finished products box."
His colleagues are disgusted by the lack of care taken in keeping the gloves
"That's not all," says the doctor. "You don't even want to know how they make their condoms
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