8 jokes about actors
How many actors does it take to change a
light bulb?
1) Five. One to climb the ladder, four to say "That should be me up there!"
2) None. The
stunt double does it for them.
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light bulb jokesHow many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the
spotlight.
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light bulb jokesA
farmer says to his wife: "If you had bigger
tit’s, I’d get rid of the cow!"
Wife replies: "If you had a bigger
cock, I’d get rid of the tractor driver!"
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tit jokesA
lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office.
Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a
chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me
screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
9
lawyer jokesIn a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married
men. Concerned about this, a local
woman called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you limit your
employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous ... or what?"
"Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied. "It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them."
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