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Have you ever noticed that the Klingons are all speaking unix?

"Grep ls awk chmod."
"Mknod ksh tar imap."
"Wall fsck yacc!"

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How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the credit.

2) None. There is no honor in changing a light bulb, besides, a true warrior isn't afraid of the dark.

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Proposal

What do the starship enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle uranus and wipe out klingons!

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