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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who cares? They're in the dark if they change the bulb or not.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight ... not because he’s afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

The blonde works in the dark!

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blonde

light bulb
How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the credit.

2) None. There is no honor in changing a light bulb, besides, a true warrior isn't afraid of the dark.

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How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, Let the bitch cook in the dark.

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