What's the difference between a dead skunk on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?16 Lawyer Jokes
There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why did the Princess cross the road?26 Princess Jokes
Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?17 Dinosaur Jokes
Because chickens didn't exist yet.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to run away from Chuck Norris.9 Chicken Jokes
Why did the blonde cross the road?34 Blonde Jokes
Forget the road, what the hell was she doing out of the bedroom!?