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Top 20 Jokes about Roads

What's the difference between a dead skunk on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

Why did the Princess cross the road?

Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to run away from Chuck Norris.

Why did the blonde cross the road?

Forget the road, what the hell was she doing out of the bedroom!?

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