What's the difference between a dead skunk on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
There are skid marks in front of the skunk.Share
Why did the Princess cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt.Share
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist yet.Share
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to run away from Chuck Norris.Share
Why did the blonde cross the road?
Forget the road, what the hell was she doing out of the bedroom!?Share