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Top 100 Jokes about Women


What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What do hurricanes and women have in common?

When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

Because they don't have balls to scratch.

What is the thinnest book in the world?

"What men know about women."

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