What is the difference between a battery and a woman?35 Battery Jokes
A battery has a positive side.
What do hurricanes and women have in common?49 Hurricane Jokes
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?36 Man Jokes
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."
Why shouldn't women be able to drive?35 Bedroom Jokes
There are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!