What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
What do hurricanes and women have in common?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."
What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.