Woman Jokes
Top 100 Jokes about Women
What do hurricanes and women have in common?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Because they don't have balls to scratch.