What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
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Battery Jokes What do hurricanes and women have in common?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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Hurricane Jokes How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."
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Man Jokes Why shouldn't women be able to drive?
There are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!
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Bedroom Jokes