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Top 100 Jokes about Women



What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.Share

What do hurricanes and women have in common?

When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.Share

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."Share

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

Because they don't have balls to scratch.Share

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.Share

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