Woman Jokes
Top 100 Jokes about Women



What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

35     Battery Jokes    

What do hurricanes and women have in common?

When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

49     Hurricane Jokes    

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."

36     Man Jokes    

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

34     Foreplay Jokes    

Why shouldn't women be able to drive?

There are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!

35     Bedroom Jokes    

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