A girlfriend asked: "If my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch what would you prefer"?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time!
The 5 worst things about being a penis is ...
1. You have a hole in your head.
2. Your best friend is a cunt.
3. Your next door neighbors are 2 nuts and an asshole.
4. Every time you get excited you throw up.
Pete and Mary were walking home from the pub when Mary says: "I need a piss" an goes behind a bush and drops her knickers.
Feeling horny, Pete puts his hand through the bush and feels something dangling between Mary's legs. He says "have you changed sex?"