Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!61 Short jokes
A girlfriend asked: "If my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch what would you prefer"?51 Short jokes
Boyfriend says: "Eating between meals!"
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?25 Short jokes
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time!
What have clouds and men got in common?28 Man Jokes
When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!
Pete and Mary were walking home from the pub when Mary says: "I need a piss" an goes behind a bush and drops her knickers.34 Shit Jokes
Feeling horny, Pete puts his hand through the bush and feels something dangling between Mary's legs. He says "have you changed sex?"
Mary says "no, I have changed my mind, I am having a shit!"