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Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!Share



A girlfriend asked: "If my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch what would you prefer"?

Boyfriend says: "Eating between meals!"Share



Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time!Share



The 5 worst things about being a penis is ...

1. You have a hole in your head.

2. Your best friend is a cunt.

3. Your next door neighbors are 2 nuts and an asshole.

4. Every time you get excited you throw up.

5. You always are wearing a collar.Share



Pete and Mary were walking home from the pub when Mary says: "I need a piss" an goes behind a bush and drops her knickers.

Feeling horny, Pete puts his hand through the bush and feels something dangling between Mary's legs. He says "have you changed sex?"

Mary says "no, I have changed my mind, I am having a shit!"Share




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