Marriage Jokes
Top 50 Jokes about Marriages


What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?

At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.

39     Improvement Jokes    

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

36     Short jokes    

What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?


28     Blonde Jokes    

What is the difference between marriage and death?

Dead people are free.

28     Death Jokes    

Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

45     Man Jokes    

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