Yo momma is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.Share
Yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.Share
Yo momma is so ugly, on halloween, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone!Share
Yo momma is so old.
She sat behind jesus in the third grade.Share
Yo momma is so gassy, she started global warming!Share