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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

21     Tree Jokes    


Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetary.

27     Cemetery Jokes    


Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."

Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"

Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."

29     Judge Jokes    


What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

24     Gigolo Jokes    


What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.

28     Manure Jokes    






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