Top 50 Jokes about Lawyers
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the cemetary.
Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."
Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"
Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."
What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?
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