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Top 50 Jokes about Lawyers




How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.


Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetary.


Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."

Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"

Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."


What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.


What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.





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