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Top 50 Jokes about Lawyers


How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.Share

Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetary.Share

Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."

Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"

Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."Share

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.Share

What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.Share

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