Leper Jokes
Top Jokes about Lepers

Why was the leper caught speeding?

He couldn't take his foot off the accelerator.

Why did they stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

Why did they stop the leper baseball game?

The pitcher threw his arm out and the left fielder dropped a ball.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

Did you hear about the leper cowboy?

He threw his leg over his horse!