Why was the leper caught speeding?
He couldn't take his foot off the accelerator.
Why did they stop the leper hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner.
Why did they stop the leper baseball game?
The pitcher threw his arm out and the left fielder dropped a ball.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Did you hear about the leper cowboy?
He threw his leg over his horse!