Why was the leper caught speeding?
He couldn't take his foot off the accelerator.
Why did they stop the leper hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Why did they stop the leper baseball game?
The pitcher threw his arm out and the left fielder dropped a ball.
Did you hear about the leper cowboy?
He threw his leg over his horse!