The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."Share
Why did the frog say meow?
He was learning a foreign language.Share
Mother: "What did you learn in school today?"
Son: "How to write!"
Mother: "What did you write?"
Son: "I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!"Share
Learn from your parents' mistakes – use birth control!Share
"Mommy, Mommy, are you sure this is how to learn to swim?"
"Shut up and get back in the sack!"Share