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What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.Share

A bloke takes his mates back to his new flat, after a few more beers.

One of the boys asks him: "What's the big brass gong for?"

The host says: "It's my speaking clock!"

"How does it work?"

"I will show you" and he hits it full pelt with a club hammer!

A voice from next door yells: "For fucks sake you cunt, its twenty to three in the morning!"Share

What is the smallest part of a FIAT?

The owners brain.Share

"Tell me a bedtime story."

"Fuck you."

"That's my favourite."Share

The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"

The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."Share

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