What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
Have you heard the joke about the skunk?
Never mind. It stinks!
Boss: "Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of downsizing. Knock! Knock!"
Employee: "Who's there?"
Boss: "Not you anymore!"
Heaven you heard enough of these silly knock-knock jokes?
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?
Tell her a joke on a Wednesday.