Have you heard the joke about the skunk?
Never mind. It stinks!
What's the difference between a dead skunk on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a crushed viola in the road?
There are skid marks before of the skunk.
What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?
An animal that stinks and stings!