Skunk Jokes
Top Jokes about Skunks

Have you heard the joke about the skunk?

Never mind. It stinks!

What's the difference between a dead skunk on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a crushed viola in the road?

There are skid marks before of the skunk.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?

An animal that stinks and stings!