A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?"28 Woman Jokes
"Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"
"Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.29 Man Jokes
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.
Why are married women heavier than single women?35 Woman Jokes
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?16 Man Jokes
They are married.
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"31 Coma Jokes
"What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck."