What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"