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Top 100 Jokes about Husbands



Husband: "Want a quickie?"

Wife: "As opposed to what?"Share

My husband said he wanted more space.

So I locked him outside.Share

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.Share

Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.Share

I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"Share

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