Three men are trapped on an island. They find a genie's lamp and agree they will each get a wish.36 Man Jokes
The first man wishes he was 25% smarter, then he swims off the island.
The second man wishes he was 50% smarter, then he cut down the tree, made a boat, and rowed off the island.
The third man wished he was 100% smarter, then he walked across the bridge.