What do you call an intelligent man in America?
What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either one.
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.
What do dolphins and men have in common?
They say that they're intelligent but no one's been able to prove that.