Idiot Jokes
Top 20 Jokes about Idiots


Never argue with an idiot. They pull you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

55     Experience Jokes    

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

52     Teacher Jokes    

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

Now read without the word dog.

58     Dog Jokes    

Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

30     Driving Jokes    

Unix *is* user friendly. It is not ignorant-friendly and idiot-friendly.

16     Unix Jokes    

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