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What is the range of a Viola?

As far as you can kick it.

6     Viola Jokes    

Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

40     Smile Jokes    

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

6     Carrot Jokes    

Yo momma is so dumb she threw a stone at the ground and missed.

15     Yo Momma Jokes    

Yo momma is so fat, she has her own area code.

21     Yo Momma Jokes    

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

34     Woman Jokes    

"Tell me a bedtime story."

"Fuck you."

"That's my favourite."

48     Bedtime Jokes    

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer!

10     Bulldozer Jokes    

What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law?

Reload and try again!

4     Mother-In-Law Jokes    

"Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?"

"Shut up and keep digging."

2     Mommy Mommy Jokes    

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