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What did the confused bee say?

To bee or not to bee!Share



What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.Share



Crime doesn't pay ...

Does that mean my job is a crime?Share



What's the most effective birth control device for men.

Their manners.Share



Teacher: "When do astronauts eat?"

Pupil: "At launch time!"Share



Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.Share



Do you know what the death rate around here is?

One per person.Share



Yo momma is so dumb she thought a quarter back was a refund!Share



Why did God create man before woman?

He didn't want any advice!Share



How do crazy people go through the forest?

They take the psycho path.Share






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