What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
What do you call a leper in a bath?
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.
Teacher: "Who designed Noah's ark?"
Pupil: "An ark-itect!"
Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
They're too hard to peel.
Why are pubic hairs curly?
So you don't poke your eye out.
What do you call a mexican with no car?
Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird!