What is the range of a Viola?
As far as you can kick it.
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Viola Jokes Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
40 Smile Jokes What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A carrot!
6 Carrot Jokes Yo momma is so dumb she threw a stone at the ground and missed.
15 Yo Momma Jokes Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
34 Woman Jokes "Tell me a bedtime story."
"Fuck you."
"That's my favourite."
48 Bedtime Jokes 
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