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If we weren't meant to eat animals then why are they made of meat?


"Don't forget you are what you eat."

"I need to eat a skinny person."


How do you get your dishwasher to work?

Slap her!


What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law?

Reload and try again!


To err is human; effective mayhem requires the root password!


What is a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.


Proposal

Why was the stadium cold?

Because it was full of fans!

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There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.


Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?


Yo momma is so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt!





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