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"Tell me a bedtime story."

"Fuck you."

"That's my favourite."

48     Bedtime Jokes    

The food in our school canteen is perfect.

If you are a bug!

2     School Food Jokes    

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

12     God Jokes    

Yo momma is so bald, you can see whats on her mind.

2     Yo Momma Jokes    


Yo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry.

6     Jokes    

!rotinom ruoy edisni kcuts m'I ,pleH

9     Computer Jokes    

Teacher: "Name two pronouns?"

Little Johnny: "Who? Me?"

7     Little Johnny Jokes    

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

28     Lawyer Jokes    

Why did the frog say meow?

He was learning a foreign language.

7     Frog Jokes    

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's First Movement.

19     Piano Jokes    

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