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Knock, Knock.

Who's there?


To who?

To whom.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?


What do you call a leper in a bath?



What do you call a man with half a brain?


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Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

Teacher: "Who designed Noah's ark?"

Pupil: "An ark-itect!"

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

Why are pubic hairs curly?

So you don't poke your eye out.

What do you call a mexican with no car?


Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?

Because it was an early bird!

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