Short jokes

"Tell me a bedtime story."

"Fuck you."

"That's my favourite."

The food in our school canteen is perfect.

If you are a bug!

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

Yo momma is so bald, you can see whats on her mind.

Yo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry.

!rotinom ruoy edisni kcuts m'I ,pleH

Teacher: "Name two pronouns?"

Little Johnny: "Who? Me?"

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why did the frog say meow?

He was learning a foreign language.

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's First Movement.