What did the confused bee say?
To bee or not to bee!Share
What do whales eat?
Fish and ships.Share
Crime doesn't pay ...
Does that mean my job is a crime?Share
What's the most effective birth control device for men.
Their manners.Share
Teacher: "When do astronauts eat?"
Pupil: "At launch time!"Share
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist yet.Share
Do you know what the death rate around here is?
One per person.Share
Yo momma is so dumb she thought a quarter back was a refund!Share
Why did God create man before woman?
He didn't want any advice!Share
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.Share