Short jokes

What did the confused bee say?

To bee or not to bee!Share

What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.Share

Crime doesn't pay ...

Does that mean my job is a crime?Share

What's the most effective birth control device for men.

Their manners.Share

Teacher: "When do astronauts eat?"

Pupil: "At launch time!"Share

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.Share

Do you know what the death rate around here is?

One per person.Share

Yo momma is so dumb she thought a quarter back was a refund!Share

Why did God create man before woman?

He didn't want any advice!Share

How do crazy people go through the forest?

They take the psycho path.Share

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