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Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

To!

To who?

To whom.


What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn!


What do you call a leper in a bath?

Stew.


Proposal

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

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Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.


Teacher: "Who designed Noah's ark?"

Pupil: "An ark-itect!"


Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.


Why are pubic hairs curly?

So you don't poke your eye out.


What do you call a mexican with no car?

Carlos!


Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?

Because it was an early bird!





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