Short jokes

What did the confused bee say?

To bee or not to bee!

What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.

Crime doesn't pay ...

Does that mean my job is a crime?

What's the most effective birth control device for men.

Their manners.

Teacher: "When do astronauts eat?"

Pupil: "At launch time!"

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Do you know what the death rate around here is?

One per person.

Yo momma is so dumb she thought a quarter back was a refund!

Why did God create man before woman?

He didn't want any advice!

How do crazy people go through the forest?

They take the psycho path.