Chuck Norris Jokes
Top 20 Jokes about Chuck Norris


The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.

28     Sun Jokes    

Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?

Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.

26     Harry S. Truman Jokes    

If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.

14     Success Jokes    

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

21     Death Jokes    

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

11     Hulk Jokes    

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