Computer Jokes
Top 50 Jokes about Computers

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to put information into a computer once.

Why is a man different from a computer?

You only have to tell the computer once.

Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows.

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You have just received the Amish virus. Since we have no electricity or computers, you are on the honor system. Please forward this message to everyone in your address book and then delete all files on your hard drive.

Thank you.