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Old software engineers never die, they just reboot.

An Intel PC has four protections modes: Abort, Retry, Fail and Reboot.

This is Linux land. In silent nights you can hear the Windows machines rebooting.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?

He was trying to get in touch with Private Data but if it involves a Major Disaster I understand that the fault lies with General Protection.

Furthermore, if you cannot reboot it may be because of a corrupt Colonel.

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