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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

Old software engineers never die, they just reboot.

Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?

The used car salesman knows when he's lying.

Old software engineers never die. They just log out.

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) None. real computer geeks prefer LEDs.
2) None. It's a hardware problem!
3) Just one. But the house falls down.
4) Two. One resigns halfway through the project.
5) 10. One to change the bulb and one to explain binary.
6) Is this a dynamically allocated light bulb?

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