Man Jokes
Top 100 Jokes about Men

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

What is a man's idea of doing housework?

Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1) No mind.

2) No business.