Man Jokes
Top 100 Jokes about Men

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

What is a man's idea of doing housework?

Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1) No mind.
2) No business.

If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

Is he still wrong?