Man Jokes
Top 100 Jokes about Men

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?

The man.

What is a man's idea of doing housework?

Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can remember them.