What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
What is a man's idea of doing housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1) No mind.
2) No business.
If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.
Is he still wrong?