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Top 100 Jokes about Men



What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?

The man.

24     Penis Jokes    

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

29     Woman Jokes    

What is a man's idea of doing housework?

Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

24     Housework Jokes    

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

28     Breast Jokes    

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1) No mind.
2) No business.

27     Business Jokes    

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