Bond Jokes
Top Jokes about Bonds

What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.

What is the difference between men and government bonds?

The bonds mature.

Wife was cleaning 12 year old son's bedroom, when she finds a serious load of bondage gear and fetish mags. She asks her husband, "what do we do?"

Husband says, "I'm no expert, but I wouldn't fucking spank him."     ~ D-TRAIN