Blonde Jokes
Top 100 Jokes about Blondes

Why did the blonde climb over a glass wall?

To see what was on the other side.

Why did the blonde cross the road?

Forget the road, what the hell was she doing out of the bedroom!?

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why do blonde chicks have cum in their navels?

Because blonde guys aren't too bright either!

Two blondes were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said Betty.

"Bet you $10 he won't," replied Amber. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second blonde hands the first her money.

"I can't take your money," said Betty. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."

"No, no. Take it," said Amber. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"