Yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma is so dumb she threw a stone at the ground and missed.
Yo momma is so dumb. When she got lost in a Wal-Mart she went around asking the smilie faces which way was out!
A blonde walks into a shop and gets one of the staff to help her find a TV. She finds one and says: "Can I buy that TV please?"
Staff guy: "No I don't serve blondes!"
Blonde: "Wait here!" She runs of, dyes her hair black and comes back in and says: "Can I buy that TV please?"
Staff guy: "No I don't serve blondes!"
Now the blonde is getting confused so she goes and dyes her hair red and comes back in and says: "Can I buy that TV please?"
Staff guy: "No I don't serve blondes!"
Blonde: "Why do you keep on calling me a blonde?"
Staff guy: "Because that's not a TV that's a microwave!"
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can remember them.