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What not to say to the nice policeman:

Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!

18     Gun Jokes    


What not to say to the nice policeman:

I pay your salary!

10     Salary Jokes    


What not to say to the nice policeman:

Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!

12     Police Jokes    


What not to say to the nice policeman:

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector was unplugged.

4     Radar Detector Jokes    


What not to say to the nice policeman:

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

23     Police Jokes    





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