Yo momma is so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo momma is so fat, when she goes to McDonalds they ask her what she doesn't want!
Yo momma is so fat, she has her own area code.
Yo momma is so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
Yo momma is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.
