Whale Jokes
Top Jokes about Whales

Yo momma is so fat, when she jumped in the ocean the Whales started singing "We are family ..."

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him"

Yo momma is so fat when she was lying on the beach Green Peace tried to push her back in the water.

What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.

Teacher: "What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?"

Pupil: "You can't keep a good man down!"