Viola Jokes
Top 10 Jokes about Violas

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

The coffin has the dead person on the inside.

Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?

They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.

What is the range of a Viola?

As far as you can kick it.

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.