How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.Share
How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They're not small enough to fit.Share
A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?
The conductor. Business before pleasure.Share
What's the definition of a minor second?
Two violists playing in unison.Share
What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?