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Top 50 Jokes about Plays

What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Why doesn't jesus play hockey?

Beacuse he's scared to get nailed to the boards.

How do you get two piccolos to play in unison?

Shoot one.

What is a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.