What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?58 Penis Jokes
The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Why don't violists play hide and seek?6 Violist Jokes
Because no one will look for them.
Why doesn't jesus play hockey?27 Jesus Jokes
Beacuse he's scared to get nailed to the boards.
How do you get two piccolos to play in unison?7 Piccolo Jokes
What is a man's idea of foreplay?81 Sex Jokes
A half hour of begging.