What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
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Penis Jokes Why don't violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
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Violist Jokes Why doesn't jesus play hockey?
Beacuse he's scared to get nailed to the boards.
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Jesus Jokes How do you get two piccolos to play in unison?
Shoot one.
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Piccolo Jokes What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.
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Sex Jokes