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"Mommy, Mommy, I want to play with Grandpa now!"

"Keep quiet, the coffin stays closed today!"Share

Teacher: "Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes!"

Little Johnny: "We're not passing notes. We're playing cards!"Share

What games do elephants play with ants?


What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.Share

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:

Most honorable sir,

You leave house.

I watch house.

He come to house. I watch.

He and she leave house. I follow.

He and she go in hotel. I climb tree.

I look in window.

He kiss she. She kiss he.

He strip she. She strip he.

He play with she. She play with he.

I play with me. I fall off tree.

I not see.

No fee, Chen Lee.Share

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