Why do they call it PMS?
Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.
PMS is something that makes a woman act once a month like a man acts every day.
Did you hear that Princess Diana was suffering from PMS?
Pulverized Mercedes Syndrome.
Whats the difference between a woman with PMS and a pittbull?
Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?
3) MENtal breakdown