What games do elephants play with ants?
Squash!
Two ants were in a sand trap watching a duffer flailing away.
"Quick," said the one ant to the other. "Get on the ball before he kills us."
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An eleph-ant!
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
An independant!
Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl?
He got pissed off.