Ant Jokes
Top 100 Jokes about Ants

What games do elephants play with ants?

Squash!

Two ants were in a sand trap watching a duffer flailing away.

"Quick," said the one ant to the other. "Get on the ball before he kills us."

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An eleph-ant!

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics?