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What games do elephants play with ants?


Two ants were in a sand trap watching a duffer flailing away.

"Quick," said the one ant to the other. "Get on the ball before he kills us."Share

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An eleph-ant!Share

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!Share

Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl?

He got pissed off.Share

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