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What games do elephants play with ants?

Squash!


Two ants were in a sand trap watching a duffer flailing away.

"Quick," said the one ant to the other. "Get on the ball before he kills us."


What is the biggest ant in the world?

An eleph-ant!


What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!


Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl?

He got pissed off.





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