Microsoft is not the answer – Microsoft is the question. The answer is no!Share
Final philosophy exam:
Is this a question?
If this is an answer!Share
If Windows 95 is the answer, how stupid must have been the question?Share
Teacher: "If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?"
Little Johnny: "The wrong answer!"Share
Teacher: "In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question."
Pupil: "How long for the answers sir!"Share