Answer Jokes
Top 50 Jokes about Answers

Microsoft is not the answer – Microsoft is the question. The answer is no!

Final philosophy exam:

Is this a question?

If this is an answer!

If Windows 95 is the answer, how stupid must have been the question?

Teacher: "If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?"

Little Johnny: "The wrong answer!"

Teacher: "In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question."

Pupil: "How long for the answers sir!"