If Windows is the solution, can we please have the problem back?
Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows.
Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works.
Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.
DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work.
Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work.
Windows 95: The first program, having its best-before-date include in its name.
This is Linux land. In silent nights you can hear the Windows machines rebooting.