If Windows is the solution, can we please have the problem back?
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].
Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?
1) MENstruation
2) MENopause
3) MENtal breakdown
4) GUYnecology
5) HIMmorrhoids
...
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Teacher: "Did you parents help you with these homework problems?"
Little Johnny: "No I got them all wrong by myself!"