Number Jokes
Top 20 Jokes about Numbers

Why is the number 10 afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine, and 10 is next.

10 HOME

20 SWEET

30 GOTO 10

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

A golfer called one of the caddies and asked, "I need a caddy who can count and keep the score. What's 3 and 4 and 5 come to?"

"10" said the caddy.

"Great, you'll do perfectly!"