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Why is the number 10 afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine, and 10 is next.Share

I am on my sea food diet right now!

How does it work?

Whenever I see food I eat it!Share

Why don't men eat between meals.

There *IS* no "between" meals.Share

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."Share

A guy walks into the doctor's office. There is a banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.

The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."Share

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